Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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