who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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