Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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