at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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