i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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