Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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