That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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