it wasn't lemon gatorade
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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