Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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