just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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