thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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