He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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