i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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