For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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