she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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