Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
