I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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