Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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