the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The Olympian is in my bed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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