Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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