OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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