Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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