once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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