There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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