Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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