Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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