i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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