id be glad to
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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