Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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