just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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