"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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