D3 body, D1 cock
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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