Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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