Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Small penises have feelings too.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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