Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think I sprained my soul last night
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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