Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dick very happy bro
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
