Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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