I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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