So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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