Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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