I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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