that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
