So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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