This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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