That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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