Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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