I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Let's get the cat blown out
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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