She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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