I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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