i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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