I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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