No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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