This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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