how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh god it's open bar.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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