How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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