Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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