I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
do nipples grow back?
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