he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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