as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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