Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
